“A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.” - Henry Youngman
“Marlin: ... and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?” - Finding Nemo
“Have a mouth as sharp as a dagger, but a heart as soft as tofu” - Chinese proverb
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