Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Deuce Bigalow : European Gigolo (2005)

Source: DVD (Kota Damansara)

A film directed by Mike Bigelow, whilst Rob Schneider did the writing, as well as story, and screenplay! The cast includes various "who are theys", but the ones I recognised include ...
Rob Schneider ... Deuce Bigalow
Eddie Griffin ... T.J. Hicks
Needless to say, the jokes are rude, the action is ruder, and the storyline ... simply bizarre. Rob Schneider is in his element, really funny!

The one-liners will crack (pun intended!) you up, includes ...
T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade.
T.J. Hicks: THOSE MOTHER FxxxxxS!

Gaspar Voorsboch: We will die together, Douche!
Deuce Bigalow: Please, you don't have to do this.
Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Manwhores ruined my life!
Deuce Bigalow: Just give me the detonater.
Gaspar Voorsboch: No, my Penis exploded!
Deuce Bigalow: O.k., that's a tough one, I'll give you that, but... having a Penis, is way over rated, trust me.

Also, there is a pretty good soundtrack as well, I especially liked ...
"Nights in White Satin" - Performed by The Moody Blues
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Performed by Poison

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